Hey, fucknigga, do you live in Baltimore? Are you busy June 15th? Of course not, you live in Baltimore (unless you’re gay, then you’ll be twerking at Pride). Well on that day JUNE 15TH, 2013 at 8PM, the hottest musical event of the year (okay, maybe that day) will be taking place at the EMP Collective.
CAUSE FOR ALARM FEATURING
AND BERKO LOVER
Can we be real? Let’s be real. We’re gonna be real. Best rap music coming out of Baltimore over here. Shit, best music coming out of North America probably (No offense, Kanye. He probably won’t see this. Fuck him and his baby.)
We got Shawn Smallwood a.k.a DJ Shawnicorn on the 1’s and 2’s from 8-9 and we got drinks for your dumbass (unless you really come, then you’re not a dumbass no more). It’s only 5 fucking dollars, bro. You know what you can get with five dollars? This, you dumb bitch. What were you gonna say?
I dare you to go listen to some of this shit and come back and say this music isn’t worth seeing for the low.
THE NEWLY RELEASED GEISHA BY CHELSEA VADER
CULT FOLLOWING 2 BY BERKO LOVER. THIS IS CLASSIC MATERIAL MY NIGGA.
ANNIHILATING RHYTHM BY THE NIGGA AKMAR SHABAZZ (DONT LISTEN IF YOU A PUSSY BECAUSE THEN YOU MIGHT CRY BECAUSE YOU A BITCH)
AND THIS TARTARUS SHIT BY THAT ACTION BASTARD GUY
Tough, right? They don’t give a fuck about your opinion.
If you hipsters want to be mad hipster then go fuck with this shit before these niggas be performing elsewhere for hella money then you be all like “Damn, they should hook me up with free tickets because I listened to five songs on their bandcamps but didn’t support shit”.
Elite Hunters Club Starter Gang Sith Gang
June 15th 8pm-11pm 307 W Baltimore Street
that’s right across the street from 1st Mariner Arena so don’t act like it’s hard to get there.